So4y I can't be on mumble with all of you like kona or yura I bet id nale a pretty funny drunk. It just hit me after a about 12 fucking shots of the loser drinks MVC contets againat my frined so I'm prwtyy fucking shtifaced. Whatever! Make fun of me for it later and ill laugh with you about it. Happy new fuckin years!

>>3235
Forgot to mention also 2 yagerbombs 30 oz of spiked tea and like 8 other shots so hti jsuy hit me now. Can't wven type and I don't give a fick if I mispeml stuff on a cellphone. It'd prety fucking bad. Happynewyears,

Sory guys I'm so fucking sldoshed I can't eveb type right but 2whatever its a news yearsv party. I'm sure ill get shit fo r it tomorrow evening but whatever it what we do. Happy new years wooo!

Also ctas. That ones for fisyt. I lost a lot of mvc amtches lol

this 'drunk' typing is so obviously forced its not even funny

ur mean

ok, I'm pretty thrashed right now and I can type perfectly AND play a solid game(s) of L4D2 with a couple of buddies. Just HOW HIGH do you have to be, Kanau? (pic is a sort of late christmas gift from a relative of a friend who happens to also be a "friend" of mine) Anyway, here's to another shit year. It'll all be over soon xddddddd

>>715
what is that 3rd from the left?
also kahlua is always the best choice

>>716
http://www.forpeatsake.com/Ardbeg/Ardbeg+10+Years+Old/

>>714

mix of cell phone, 6 AM, and 3 shots of tequila, 1 shot of coconut rum, 4 1/2 shots of southern comfort, 2 glasses of champagne and 16 oz of spiked tea.

>>718
and a yaegerbomb

>>717
very nice - I've really enjoyed what little scotch I've had so far, but it seems to be a bit too expensive to justify buying it so far

>farted in this cunt my old mates friends
>my mates dad that cunt i farted in his beer bottle
>then that cunt drank me fart, boy
>fucken wank me old boy to that shit
>some fuken abo walkin down me street i fuken shat my pants cunt

>that feel when you're walking home from the pub and you get mobbed by abbos and lebs so you pull out your twirly go round come back stick (because shooty-go-bangs were made illegal after the treaty of wooloomajango) but it's covered in spiders

>>718
>cell phone
enough to fuck anyone's text up