The Oahu Island beaches. Vista-like environments, and warm weather throughout the year. The perfect spot for HOBOS!!

The number of Hawaiian homeless encampments on the Oahu beaches have been steadily getting higher and higher, recently reaching as high as 4000 hobos. The hobos say that the scintillating atmosphere with the easily adaptable weather is probably one of the most inviting hobo camps to date.

Officials say that the rising number of beach hobos are disturbing the tourists, and driving them out of town. "Something has to be done, and it has to be done now."

With more and more Hobo Committee's around the world finding out about this seemingly perfect encampment, the amount of Beach Hobo's could reach as high as 125,000 by the end of the season.

In response to the growth rate, Hawaiian government officials have established a Hobo Holocaust. As of yesterday, Gestapo officers have been hired to search the beaches for the infesting pests that continue to lower Hawaii's once dominant tourist economy.

"We've got to kill these bastards. Our tourists are being scared away, our economy has gone even lower, and now our children keep disappearing. This is a viral spread of Hobo's, all collecting in what used to be a nice, peaceful beach," said a Gestapo general last Friday.

The Gestapo officers are taking found beach hobos to a newly established concentration camp on the other side of the island. Here, the hobos are chained to stone walls, while being eaten away by hundreds of rabid weasels.

Beach Hobos have been reportedly sneaking in other citizens homes during Gestapo searches. As a result, even official Hawaiian citizens are being scared away.

Some of them have gone as far as burying themselves completely in the sand, in hopes of hiding from their Gestapo adversaries.

Because of this, tourist levels have been going down even more after beach goers accidentally dug up these dead hobos.

As more and more hobos find out about this place, more and more gestapo officers are being hired. This HalfAssedJournalist thinks that it could eventually lead to World War IV.