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oh you beat me to it

>>180
forgot mah namefag

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]]> http://www.brofist.org/g/res/163.html#177 9:58 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: Damn
9:58 PM - maomaomao: cant be bros offline
9:58 PM - maomaomao: a;slkdfj
9:58 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: Isn't that fucked up
9:58 PM - maomaomao: too far
9:58 PM - fera: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN STOP WORRYING GUYS THE GUY SAID MY FUCKING HOOKER WAS TOO UGLY

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]]> http://www.brofist.org/g/res/163.html#173 10:30 PM - Porkchop: your mom
10:30 PM - fera: 30 minutes
10:30 PM - Porkchop: grabs dick
10:30 PM - Porkchop: lol fera
10:30 PM - fera: swag me out
10:30 PM - Ͽ۩ 1337 ҜʀƸϢ ۩ϾxXxChu†neyƦeᴹᴉxX: 30 min till what?
10:30 PM - fera: operation hooker

10:32 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: fera just wants to say he's hired a prostitute
10:32 PM - fera: that and get a 10-22mm

11:06 PM - Kinnokin: that's the last we'll hear of him
11:06 PM - Kinnokin: cause he's getting murdered
11:08 PM - maomaomao: inb4 headlines labourday
11:10 PM - maomaomao: not gonna lie, this sounds shady as fuck
11:10 PM - Porkchop: f
11:10 PM - Kinnokin: doesn't it?
11:10 PM - DollarTreeSecurityGuard: And that, good sir, is what makes it so great
11:10 PM - maomaomao: so you're saying we as ebros have an obligation to make him do it

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8:27 PM - fera: LOL first contact with hooker
8:28 PM - fera: hi uhhhhhhhhhh *awkward 10 second pause* i'm calling about your ad on redbook
8:28 PM - fera: how much for a half hour

8:36 PM - fera: how do i talk to hookers
8:36 PM - Lord Spiral: with money
8:36 PM - fera: my intro is "Hi, I'm calling about the redbook ad"
8:36 PM - Lord Spiral: and crack

8:50 PM - fera: this is going to be a bizarre fucking day
8:50 PM - fera: if everything goes as planned

Bizarre, indeed.


8:57 PM - fera: first hooker i declined, too much
8:57 PM - fera: 2nd hooker wouldn't pick up my call
8:57 PM - fera: 3rd hooker... about to call after 7

9:02 PM - fera: i'm sure these hookers are well trained
9:02 PM - fera: in self defense

9:07 PM - fera: 1 potential hooker
9:07 PM - fera: and she's pretty cute
9:07 PM - fera: i wanna tap too

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5:41 PM - fera: HOLY SHIT THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST DAY EVER
5:41 PM - Porkchop: rip
5:41 PM - fera: OH GOD MOM PLEASE LEAVe
5:41 PM - fera: I NEED TO DO THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW

Fisty's feelings:

5:41 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: i have always admired the moral ambiguity of this group's membership

Ted's feelings:

6:05 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: one day i'm gonna pay for groceries with a hooker
6:05 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: I'll walk up to the cashier with my cart full of food and say, "Hey if I have woman we deal too bro"

Oh hooker, you so silly:

6:26 PM - fera: http://classifieds.myredbook.com/classified.php?adid=168025
6:26 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: Hey boys.
It's Cristina Wetter here. U can give me a call any time. Iv been on rb for some time now and I love my job. I'm good at what I do.So cum give me a ride.
I'm 18, blonde hair/blue eyes 5'5 and 125.Ibs with unforgetable curves. Ill leave you breathless. Im the real rbgfe princess. I'm bk in town an. Ready to play.
No rush

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5:04 PM - fera: Hey you have woman we deal too bro
5:04 PM - Porkchop: ^
5:05 PM - fera: how does fob know bro
5:05 PM - fera: he even called me guy bro once

Questioning the legality of the situation:

5:30 PM - fera: HAHAHAHAHHAHA
5:30 PM - fera: HAHA
5:30 PM - fera: >If you hook me up with your lady we can deal are you amried
5:30 PM - Porkchop: LOL
5:30 PM - fera: so he is looking for sex
5:30 PM - fera: is this illegal
5:30 PM - Porkchop: AMRIED
5:30 PM - fera: i want to bust this guy
5:30 PM - Porkchop: yo
5:30 PM - Porkchop: are you amried

The realization:

5:37 PM - fera: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT...
5:37 PM - fera: I COULD get it for 300 if i get a girl to sleep with him
5:37 PM - fera: i could hire a fucking hooker
5:37 PM - Porkchop: LOL
5:37 PM - fera: pay 400
5:37 PM - fera: HOLY SHIT
5:37 PM - Porkchop: What is it?
5:37 PM - fera: HOLY SHIT
5:37 PM - fera: HOLY SHIT
5:37 PM - fera: i need a fucking hooker's number right now
5:37 PM - Porkchop: What is it
5:37 PM - Porkchop: also call your mom
5:37 PM - fera: a lens
5:37 PM - Porkchop: 8)
5:38 PM - fera: shut up bitch
5:38 PM - fera: i'm callin yo mom

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4:34 PM - Porkchop: fera
4:34 PM - Porkchop: if you have woman we deal too bro
4:34 PM - fera: FUCK YOU
4:34 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: two
4:34 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: chicks
4:34 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: at
4:34 PM - fera: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
4:34 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: the
4:34 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: same
4:34 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: time
4:34 PM - fera: does he want me to bring a girl?
4:34 PM - fera: will it lower the price?

Pack your shit; you're going back to Africa:

4:38 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: tell that fob to go back to africa
4:38 PM - Ͽ۩ 1337 ҜʀƸϢ ۩ϾxXxChu†neyƦeᴹᴉxX: so he's nigerian?
4:38 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: 8)
4:38 PM - fera: nah he's chinese or vietnamese or some shit
4:39 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: tell him to go back to africa anyway
4:39 PM - fera: he's aggressive as fuck too

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4:06 PM - fera: lemme tell you how we'll fend to get paid
we gon' order pizza and when we see the driver
we gon' stick the 25 up in his face, let's ride
steppin' outside like warriors into the notorious southside
one weapon to the four of us, hidin' in the corridor
til' we see the dominoes car headlights
white boy in the wrong place at the right time
soon as the car door open up he mine
we roll up quick and put the pistol to his nose
by the look on his face he probly shitted in his clothes
you know what this is a stick up
gimme the dough, from the pick up
you ran into the wrong niggas
we runnin down the block hot with these pizza boxes
so we split up and met back at the apartment

And so, it begins:

4:27 PM - fera: >Hey if you have woman we deal too bro
4:27 PM - fera: WHAT THE FUCK IS HE TRYING TO DO
4:27 PM - fera: cl is fucking weird
4:27 PM - fistycats | 猫猫: trying to sell you sex

A brief recap from fera about stuff we never heard about in the first place:

4:29 PM - fera: here's the story so far
4:29 PM - fera: he says 600
4:29 PM - fera: i don't reply for a while, he says what price you want i need money
4:29 PM - fera: i say 500, he doesn't reply for a while
4:29 PM - fera: i say 550

4:29 PM - fera: i say 580
4:30 PM - fera: he says 600 meet right now south
4:30 PM - fera: then he says Hey if you have woman we deal too bro
4:30 PM - fera: fucking fobs

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2:47 PM - fera: shit this guy tryna sell it to me is fob asian
2:47 PM - fera: i can't possibly haggle him

2:48 PM - fera: SHIT then this is firm
2:48 PM - fera: but it's my only chance

Banter:

2:50 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: haggle it down to $7
2:50 PM - fera: i can only get it down to 8
2:50 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: $0.07
2:50 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: $0.001
2:50 PM - fera: hmmmmmmm
2:51 PM - "Million Dollar Man" TedDiBiase: pay in zimbabwe dollars
2:51 PM - fera: i'll pay him 300 tril zimbabwe dollars
2:51 PM - fera: i couldn't figure out what his accent was
2:51 PM - fera: if he was viet or chinese

After a while, Fera checks in with some engrish:

4:04 PM - fera: > I buy 6 month agod paper show me on @ adomo 730 dollas do you want to see paper if you want 550 not like mine bro
4:05 PM - fera: >I know on cl fakes chip but not mine lens i can spent to have the quality not chip shit guy bro
4:05 PM - fera: i don't know what he's tryng to say

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