GUIDE TO MUMBLE FOR RETARDS

DOWNLOAD & INSTALL MUMBLE. http://mumble.sourceforge.net/
LAUNCH MUMBLE. WHEN YOU SEE THIS



GO THROUGH THE WIZARD. IF YOU ARE MORE RETARDED THAN MOST PEOPLE, CLICK NEXT THROUGH IT.
SELECT AUTOMATIC CERTIFICATE AUTHENTICATION AND CLICK NEXT.



THIS IS THE HARD PART. FILL IN THE FIELDS WITH THE RELEVANT INFORMATION. AKA HSR INFO:
ADDRESS: chicago-mumble.aigaming.com
PORT: 64798
PASSWORD: marginally



MOST RETARDS MESS UP AT THIS PART. THE BOX ASKS FOR YOUR USERNAME, NOT THE PASSWORD.



IF YOU MANAGED TO GET TO THIS PART, CLICK YES.



ENTER THE PASSWORD HERE. THE HSR MUMBLE PASSWORD IS: marginally



OH GOD YOU DID IT.



VARIOUS USEFUL SHIT FOR THE LESS RETARDED
MOST OF THESE PROBABLY WON'T WORK UNLESS YOU CHECK OFF THE ADVANCED BOX.

YOU PROBABLY WANT A PUSH-TO-TALK KEY.

CHANGE THE AUDIO INPUT TO PUSH TO TALK.



ADD A PUSH TO TALK HOTKEY/SHORTCUT.



YOU MIGHT HAVE POSITIONAL AUDIO ON. TURN IT OFF. IT MAKES YOU LAG. (THAT'S YOU SNEAKY CANUK)



OVERLAY SHIT:
WHEN YOU ARE IN A GAME, SOME TEXT MIGHT COME UP ON THE TOP RIGHT. YOU CAN DISABLE IT OR ADJUST IT TO YOUR LIKING.



TEXT-TO-SPEECH SHIT:
IF YOU DON'T LIKE ROBOT VOICES SPEAKING TO YOU, YOU CAN DISABLE/ENABLE TTS EVENTS.



NO MATTER WHAT I DO, I GET WRONG PASSWORD? WHY THIS?

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON HSR MUMBLE BEFORE BUT ARE USING A DIFFERENT COMPUTER/REFORMATTED, YOUR CERTIFICATE MIGHT NOT MATCH.
TO SOLVE THIS, USE A DIFFERENT USER NAME OR ASK SOMEBODY TO UN-REGISTER YOUR NAME (notvenndiagram)




FAQ:
how much does mumble cost?
$6 us dollars / month for 30 slots

who pays for mumble?
that loser venndiagram

what happened to vent?
it got too expensive. also mumble is better. deal with it.

if i help pay for our voice server, can we use vent again?
if you want to try to get everybody to move back over, gl hf nr20